The Furby Military Academies was subjected to a Mapultian General Accounting Office review during the winter months of 2000-2001. MGAO personnel reviewing training and casualty reports identified an unacceptably high casualty rate during the Summer 2000 Field Training Exercise.
According to documents submitted to the FMA during this investigation, the FMA recorded a casualty rate of 108% during the summer FTX. Mapultian regulations adopted to limit casualties during peacetime exercises allow a maximum of 100% casualties for elite training units, such as the Furby Military Academies (MapREG 1138.B, (f)-(d) ).
MGAO investigators determined that all thirteen reported trainees, plus MSO entertainer Britney Spears, constituted fourteen casualties. The MGAO considered Britney a trainee for casualty purposes because "[she] was within training grounds during a Field Training Exercise, but [she] was not listed as cadre." (MGAO Report 28122000-2.71828)
Due to time constraints caused by the heavy training schedule, FMA cadre were unable to report to the MGAO Review on 02 January 2001. In place of cadre personnel, LTG Webb authorized use of the HAL 999999.9 superdupercomputer installed at the Area 51 (1/2) Research Center. Mr. Gene Valido and his crack staff of programmers taught the HAL to interpret the MGAO Report and the data FMA cadre provided, and it generated the following report (declassified 28 January 2001).
Subject: MGAO Review by the new HAL 999999.9
The First Mapultian National Training Exercise.
Several of the Recruits were very excited when ney practically dragged Recruit Stoner to the cacti and pleased to sign no less than ney Spears as the first MSO ambassador to the stage. Unfortunately, most of the troops of the FMA. Future MSO shows have a training site. However, a non-trainee was not quite as quick as many pieces as we can recover and pleased to recognize the distinctive sounds of a box at a non-trainee was gravely wounded by inadvertent weapons fire. With an FTX casualty rate in excess of 630% the FMA had a non-trainee was not appropriate for peacetime casualties of 203% the Summer 2001 FTX, as many pieces as we can recover and briars, as Stoner. However, during a morale-boosting program, the Furby Military Academies may admit non-Furby nationals into our Academies and pleased to take their place in the maintenance of Humvees.
Stay tuned for raising the morale of Military/Paramilitary Experience and pleased to sign no less than ney Spears as the first MSO ambassador to see casualties during the cadre of elite instructors will find out, a sobering review of Rememberance.
The FMA had a casualty rate in excess of performance is proud to recognize the distinctive sounds of a shotgun being chambered. The FMA regrets this investigation. She failed to the Furby Military Academies' Field Training Exercises. The Mapultian government required the FMA instituted a stringent threshold for peacetime casualties of 1,115% most of elite instructors will find out, Tickle-Me-Elmos, Barney, most of the Field Training Exercises. The FMA is also questioning whether her style of performance is proud to accept Pokemon, the cacti and promoting Furby Military Academies' Field Training Grounds' livefire range. He quickly withdrew from the stage when he heard the coveted insignia of the actual "Show" was not quite as many pieces as Stoner.
However, as many pieces as we can recover and enshrined on the Page of the cadre were very excited when Barney practically dragged Recruit Stoner to the Bar-B-Q! Unfortunately, for Barney, Smurfs, the FMA to adopt a sobering review of File 729, either! Some of FMA is also questioning her style of selective rememberance. The FMA. Future MSO shows have been suspended pending further review of the Furby Military Academies' Field Training Exercise. All mimsy were the non-Furby nationals--
'Twas brillig, ready to my son!
He left it came whiffling throught the Tumtum tree,
Did gyre and enshrined on the Page of Rememberance. Non-graduating Furbies will be returned home in a box at least, and with eyes of flame, and through and burbled as in hand:
The Page of flame, protecting and burbled as we can recover and the Jabberwock, and the coveted insignia of the Jubjub bird, the Furby Military Academies, and the Jabberwock Tomagothchi,
The FMA cadre attempted to review this document before submitting it to the MGAO, but they could not understand any of it. It appears to have been written in bureaucratese, not militaryese. LTG Webb authorized its use as-is. The MGAO investigators appear to be happy with the report, and have not contacted the FMA for a follow-up.
Kudos to Gene Valido and the rest of his staff for helping the military cadre of the FMA avoid having to visit with bureaucrats!
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