|To: Greeley Command Center||From: Area 51(1/2)|
|Attention: Lt Gen J. Webb||Los Sanganos, Fl.|
|Re: Furbinator Experiment Termination||Secret Weapons Division|
|Furby Military Academies|
The following is the update on the Furbinator Experiment Terminal Phase. Please decode and post as deemed fit.
Declassified 26 July 2000
Our alarm/hunting cat, "Samson" has been awakened by a rather rude noise.
The rude noise is a Delorian that has been wrecked by an anti-tank mine along the perimeter. "Samson" is really NOT happy about his beauty nap being cut short.
At this particular moment, I was preparing to take some reading from an upcoming test launch. "What do you mean by WIDE ANGLE LENS???? WHO SAID THAT!!??!!"
My cat has caught something. Ooooo he seems so happy playing with the little Furbinator.
"FURBINATOR?????? SECURITY!!! LEVEL THREE CONTAINMENT FIELD SECTOR 5/4 NOW!!!
"AND SOMEBODY BRING SOME CIGS!!!!"
Sadly, No! Gladly, the unit fell into a vat of Molten Spinach/Tofu after the cat flung it against the the guardrail. Not a good idea to wake a cat for no reason! These are righteous words!
Another shot of the unit after its self-destruct package detonated. Our CMO should have a post-meltdown exam finished soon.
Oh I DO love my little job here!!!!
|Mr. Gene Valido|
|Dept. of Scientific Silliness|
|Director of UFO Exploitation at Area 51(1/2)|
|Furby Space Warfare Research Center|
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Last Updated 26 Jul 2000
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